Dating old guy jokes
Please do not read any of these jokes if you are offended by bad language or any of the ism's known to man, especially sexism.
Even though he felt sore for two weeks, Frank soon recovered and vowed revenge. Either I maul you to death or we have rough sex." Again, Frank thought it was better to cooperate.
The hired hand really works with great enthusiasm and the wife soon has an enormous, room-shaking, screaming, creaming orgasm.
Smiling, the husband drops the towel, taps the young man on the shoulder and says to him, triumphantly: "THAT'S how you wave a f*cking towel, sonny!!
If anyone does take offence then it serves you right, you've been warned... It doesn't mean they weren't appreciated though, so keep 'em coming.
An old man marries a young woman and they are deeply in love. One's mad cow disease, the other's an agricultural problem. If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nag at you, what have you done wrong?